Tim’s Dad sends Eric a gift basket wishing him luck on the new show. Events 660 BC - Traditional founding date of Japan by Emperor Jimmu. Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Leif and C-Boy square off in a hackey sack championship. A footbag is a small and round bag or ball used in sports which are also referred to as footbag Dr. Steve Brule reports on fruits and vegetables. Casey and his Brother perform "Time Travel" on The Uncle Muscles Hour. Tim and Eric revive the old "Waiting Room" sketch. A new Cinco toy, "B'owl," is advertised. Tim makes a call to pest control about his bees and his disappointing son, Spraynard Krugar. (John C. Reilly and Bob Odenkirk guest star)

Cinco Insurance advertises their "Balls Insurance" plan. John Christopher Reilly (born May 24, 1965) is an Academy Award - and two-time Golden Globe -nominated American Actor. Robert "Bob" Odenkirk (born October 22, 1962) is an American Comedian, Actor, Writer, director and Events 3102 BC - Epoch (origin of the Kali Yuga. 1229 - The Sixth Crusade: Frederick II Holy Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Eric sends Tim an ornamental hot dog after finding out he is dying of "Limp Lip. A hot dog is a type of fully-cooked cured and/or smoked moist Sausage of soft even texture and flavor " Dr. Steve Brule celebrates 10 years in broadcasting. Pierre teaches children how to dance and scolds them for allegedly possessing rotten meat. Tim and Eric write a jingle for Rolos. Rolos are a brand of circular prism shaped Chocolates with Caramel centers made by Nestle, except in the United States, where the rights (Ron Lynch, Brian Posehn, and John C. Reilly guest star)

Tim learns a new magic trick that runs him into some problems. Ron Lynch is an American stand-up comedian, Actor, and Writer. Brian Posehn (pronounced po-sain (born July 6, 1966) is an American Actor and Comedian, known for his roles as mail clerk Kevin John Christopher Reilly (born May 24, 1965) is an Academy Award - and two-time Golden Globe -nominated American Actor. Events 138 - The Emperor Hadrian adopts Antoninus Pius, effectively making him his successor Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. “Kid Break” shows children that it’s okay to sit down while they pee. Tairy Greene teaches potential Gravy Robbers employees the best gravy robbing techniques. Tim draws free portraits on Hollywood Blvd. Hollywood Boulevard is a boulevard in Hollywood Los Angeles California, United States, beginning at Sunset Boulevard in the east and running northwest Jaime Stevens returns home from his summer abroad with newfound powers in “Kitty Cat Man. ” (Michael Cera, Zach Galifianakis, and Paul Reubens guest star)

Steve and Mike Mahanahan advertise their child-clowns and child-clown shoe rental services. Michael Austin Cera (pronounced ˈsɛrə born June 7 1988 is a Canadian Television and Film actor best known for playing George Michael Bluth in Zacharius Knight Galifianakis (pronounced ˌgælɨfəˈnækɨs}} born October 1, 1969) is an American Comedian, Actor, and Events 51 - Nero, later to become Roman Emperor, is given the title Princeps iuventutis (head of the youth Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. David Liebe Hart and his puppet Jason sing about the Carinians and meeting in the light. Tim and Eric give a seminar on how to build a successful sitcom writing career. Tim and Eric's assistant, Simon, presents them various numbered elderly ladies in "Here She Comes. " (David Liebe Hart, Bob Odenkirk, and "Weird Al" Yankovic guest star). Robert "Bob" Odenkirk (born October 22, 1962) is an American Comedian, Actor, Writer, director and Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (ˈjæŋkəvɪk born October 23 1959 is a Grammy Award winning American singer Musician, actor satirist This episode is titled "Sitcom" on the Season 1 DVD, but is also known as "Salame".

A keytar group plays a song about sports. Events 1425 BC - Thutmose III, Pharaoh of Egypt, dies (according to the Low Chronology of the 18th Dynasty Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. A keytar is a relatively lightweight keyboard or Synthesizer that is supported by a strap around the neck and shoulders similar to the way a Guitar Carol's secret love for her mean boss finally reaches a boiling point. A new Cinco toy, "T'ird," is advertised. Danny Mothers interviews Glen Tennis about his new film, "Crystal Shyps. " Virgin performs ventriloquism with his potty-mouthed dummy, Horsey, with Richard Dunn on the drums. Eric pulls a prank on Tim involving spiderwebs. (A. D. Miles and Bob Odenkirk guest star)

Tim and Eric’s replacements host the show. A D Miles (born November 8 1971 is an American Television and Film Actor who is best known as Marty Shonson on Comedy Central 's Robert "Bob" Odenkirk (born October 22, 1962) is an American Comedian, Actor, Writer, director and Events 37 - The Roman Senate annuls Tiberius ' will and proclaims Caligula emperor Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. The Beaver Boys attempt to pick up some ladies, go clubbing, and enjoy shrimp and white wine. David Liebe Hart returns with a new puppet and a new song about staying in school. Tragg shows his viewers how to make some of his famous slop on his cooking show “Tragg’s Trough. ” “Kid Break” returns with a rap about wearing Dad’s dirty socks. Surplus media distributor Ken Tulley advertises his series of “Fitness Can Be E-Z” tapes and throws in some huge deals along with them. (Ron Lynch and Fred Willard guest star)

We get a glimpse of Pall Willeaux’s dreams as he appears in a Lazy Horse Mattress and Bedding Supply commercial. Ron Lynch is an American stand-up comedian, Actor, and Writer. Fred Willard (born September 18 1939 He also appeared as KVWN news director "Ed Harken" in Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and in American Events 1199 - Richard I is wounded by a crossbow bolt while fighting France which leads to his death on April 6. Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Tim & Eric discuss their plan of replacing their crew with elderly men. Tim and Eric beat box. David Cross sings about abstinence to a locker-room porn star in the pseudo-film “Pizza Boy. David Cross (born April 4 1964 is an Emmy Award -winning American Comedian, Writer and Actor. ” Channel 5 provides live coverage of the “No Sex Hot Dog Parade” as part of “No Sex Week. ” Maria Bamford talks about skin care and her abusive mother on her show “The New You. Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is an American stand-up comedian. ” Eric has some trouble with the computers at the “Cinco Personal Banking Center. ” (Maria Bamford, Abbey Brooks, David Cross, and Will Forte guest star)

“Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” celebrates its 50th anniversary hosted by Pat Dudley, but Tim and Eric haven't spoken to each other since an unfortunate stairway incident. Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is an American stand-up comedian. David Cross (born April 4 1964 is an Emmy Award -winning American Comedian, Writer and Actor. Will Forte (born June 17 1970 is an American Actor, Writer, and Comedian. Events 527 - Byzantine Emperor Justin I names his nephew Justinian I as co-ruler and successor to the throne Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Pierre teaches children how to meditate and asks for their dads' email address. Bob Odenkirk advertises "E-Z Kreme," an all-natural diarrhea inducer. Richard Dunn appears in a flashback video, playing an improv game with himself on the show “Dunn-Prov. Improvisational theatre (also known as improv or impro) is a form of Theatre in which the Actors use Improvisational acting techniques ” Cinco advertises their handy “MIDI Organizer Filing System. MIDI ( Musical Instrument Digital Interface, ˈmɪdi is an industry-standard protocol that enables Electronic musical instruments Computers ” (Tom Kenny and Bob Odenkirk guest star)

Tim and Eric are late in delivering the episode to the network and must rely on Hamburger Taxi to get the tape there on time. Thomas James Kenny (born July 13, 1962, in East Syracuse New York) is an American Voice actor and Comedian perhaps best Robert "Bob" Odenkirk (born October 22, 1962) is an American Comedian, Actor, Writer, director and Events 217 - Roman Emperor Caracalla is Assassinated (and succeeded by his Praetorian Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Dr. Steve Brule educates the Married News Team with a special report on stomach and digestion problems. Tim makes a call to a music store about his "uke’" that keeps falling on his computer. The ukulele (ˌjʉːkəˈlɛɪli from ʻukulele /ˌʔukuˈlele/ variantly spelled ukelele (particularly in the UK) or alternatively abbreviated uke Two men get in a fight over a car crash and settle it with a dance-off using their miniature Tim and Eric dancers. Michael Q. Schmidt debuts his new "Raise My Roof" dance to win the Uncle Muscles Grand Championship. Michael Quentin Schmidt (born April 20, 1953) is an American Actor and fine arts model. (Neil Hamburger, John C. Reilly, and "Weird Al" Yankovic guest star)

The Uncle Muscle's Hour is disrupted when Casey wanders off and his brother is forced to adapt to life without him. Neil Hamburger is a stand-up comedian character played by Gregg Turkington. John Christopher Reilly (born May 24, 1965) is an Academy Award - and two-time Golden Globe -nominated American Actor. Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (ˈjæŋkəvɪk born October 23 1959 is a Grammy Award winning American singer Musician, actor satirist Events 1450 - Battle of Formigny: Toward the end of the Hundred Years' War, the French attack and nearly annihilate English Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Eric talks about his collection of rascals on "Nights with Tim Heidecker. " Dr. Steve Brule delivers a report about modern fashion, resulting in some tension between Jan and Wayne Skylar. The new Cinco product, "B'ougar," turns imaginary fears into real ones. (John C. Reilly and "Weird Al" Yankovic guest star)

To celebrate the start of their second season, Tim and Eric Awesome Show goes live to Las Vegas with a 90 minute show as part of The Comedy Festival sponsored by HBO. The Las Vegas Strip (also known as The Strip) is an approximately 4 mile (6 The Comedy Festival formerly known as the US Comedy Arts Festival is a Comedy Festival held each year in Las Vegas Nevada. Performances are given by Casey and his brother, Ron Austar, David Liebe Hart, James Quall, Michael Q. Schmidt, Neil Hamburger, Ron Lynch, and Doug Lussenhop as DJ Douggpound. Tim Heidecker (born February 3, 1976) is an American Actor, Comedian, and one half of the duo of "Tim & Eric" the other Eric Wareheim (born April 7 1976) is an American Comedian and Actor. Michael Quentin Schmidt (born April 20, 1953) is an American Actor and fine arts model. Neil Hamburger is a stand-up comedian character played by Gregg Turkington. Ron Lynch is an American stand-up comedian, Actor, and Writer. Tom Goes to the Mayor is an American Animated television series on Cartoon Network 's Adult Swim. [1]

Casey's fate is revealed. Events 326 - The old St Peter's Basilica is consecrated 1302 - Pope Boniface VIII issues the Papal bull Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Eric returns from vacation with a video created by his new best friend, Raz detailing their exploits. Comedy performance by James Quall. Bradley Michael Fahrtz advertises the Poop Tube. Raz's presence on the Tim and Eric set instigates awkward jealousy. Magician Gregory hosts "Trick My Trick". Uncle Muscles introduces a clip from the Casey vault, "Hamburgers and Hotdogs". Celebrity impressions by James Quall. Tim tries to spite Eric by showing him a video of his vacation with his new best friend, Tony. (Bob Odenkirk and "Weird Al" Yankovic guest star)

Drama ensues when Eric has to compete for his children's respect, against the coolness of the Heidecker family. Robert "Bob" Odenkirk (born October 22, 1962) is an American Comedian, Actor, Writer, director and Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (ˈjæŋkəvɪk born October 23 1959 is a Grammy Award winning American singer Musician, actor satirist Events 1034 - Máel Coluim mac Cináeda, King of Scots dies Donnchad, the Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. “Kid Break” returns with a rap about kissing your sister. The newest Cinco product, "Thocks" combines the thong and the sock into one piece of clothing that will spice up your wardrobe. Spagett attempts to spook and surprise people on his hidden camera show. Eric looks for his Chippy in a Thanksgiving dinner. David Liebe Hart sings about his love for one of his puppets.

The show "See My Goatee" turns beards and stubble into goatees. Events 1409 - The University of Leipzig opens 1755 - The second Eddystone Lighthouse is destroyed by fire Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Tim and Eric check out the new line of Tim and Eric dolls to promote the show, but there is something wrong with Tim's doll. Steve Brule introduces you to his new technique of self-defense: Last Resort Fighting. Palmer Scott sings a song about sitting on you. "Tiny Hats" advertises their line of miniature hats for small men, babies, and dolls. The Beaver Boys are rushed to the emergency room when the level of shrimp in their systems becomes dangerously high. (John C. Reilly and Patton Oswalt guest star)

Tim announces he's having a birthday party on Saturday and Eric is invited. John Christopher Reilly (born May 24, 1965) is an Academy Award - and two-time Golden Globe -nominated American Actor. Patton Oswalt (born January 27 1969) is an American Stand-up comedian, voiceover artist and Actor. Events 536 - Byzantine General Belisarius enters Rome while the Ostrogothic garrison peacefully leaves the city Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Cinco advertises their new life-like grandfather doll called "My New Pep-Pep". Ruth Carr sings a song about cheating on her husband with her sexy neighbor entitled "Come Over". Jeff Goldblum advertises the miracle wonder drug "WaitMate" that allows you to sleep through waiting periods. Eric takes WaitMate so he doesn't have to wait any longer for Tim's birthday; but when he overdoses and his memory is erased he requires the help of a rehabilitation expert named Zan to help him get to Tim's party. James Quall sings his song "Beach Blast". Ron Stark interviews Ron Stark for the program "Stark on Stark". (Jeff Goldblum guest stars with credit music from Doug Martsch of Built to Spill)

While Tim is taking nature photos he is attacked by Chippy's mother. Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum (born October 22, 1952) is an Academy Award -nominated American actor Doug Martsch, a native of Boise Idaho, is best known for his distinctive vocals and Guitar style in the band Built to Spill. Built to Spill is an American Indie rock band based in Boise Idaho. Events 755 - An Lushan revolts against Chancellor Yang Guozhong at Fanyang, initiating the An Shi Rebellion Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Dr. Steve Brule gives a report on his favorite video game but forgets the title of it. Tim is rescued and rehabilitated from his attack by a mysterious man known only as "The Snuggler". Uncle Muscles shows a classic clip from 1993 of Casey and his Brother performing "Horse And Buggy Ride". Greg explains why he would be a good lover on the "Video Match" dating service but admits he has petite feet which often make people confuse the sound of his footsteps with that of a lady. The Snuggler mourns the loss of his furry friend, Michael J. (John C. Reilly, "Weird Al" Yankovic, and Zach Galifianakis guest star)

Dr. John Christopher Reilly (born May 24, 1965) is an Academy Award - and two-time Golden Globe -nominated American Actor. Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (ˈjæŋkəvɪk born October 23 1959 is a Grammy Award winning American singer Musician, actor satirist Zacharius Knight Galifianakis (pronounced ˌgælɨfəˈnækɨs}} born October 1, 1969) is an American Comedian, Actor, and Events 962 - Byzantine-Arab Wars: Under the future Emperor Nicephorus Phocas, Byzantine troops stormed the city Year 2007 ( MMVII) was a Common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century. Steve Brule gives hygiene advice. Carol's boss taunts her and screens a private sexy video tape intended for his eyes only. Cinco advertises their new edible toy product "Candy Tails," including a tie-in cartoon. Glen Tennis peddles "Crystal Shyps" novelty items on Shopping Indoors. David Liebe Hart replaces Chip The Black Boy. Eric wakes Tim up. (John C. Reilly and A.D. Miles guest star with music by Aimee Mann)

Dress to impress designs a man's weekend wear. John Christopher Reilly (born May 24, 1965) is an Academy Award - and two-time Golden Globe -nominated American Actor. A D Miles (born November 8 1971 is an American Television and Film Actor who is best known as Marty Shonson on Comedy Central 's Aimee Mann (born September 8, 1960) is an American, rock Guitarist, bassist, Singer, and noted Songwriter Events 1066 - Harold Godwinson is crowned King of England. 1205 - Philip of Swabia becomes King 2008 ( MMVIII) is the current year in accordance with the Gregorian calendar, a Leap year that started on Tuesday of the Common Eric gives Tim his own Robin Williams as a gift, but it soon becomes uncontrollable and runs away right before their two man improv show. Robin McLaurim Williams (born July 21 1951 or 1952 is an American television stage and film actor and Comedian who has won an Academy Award for his performance The Cinco Library advertises their new Encyclopedia of Numbers. Richard Dunn hosts his own talk show "DUNNGEON" with special guests Dave Navarro and Zwei Dunkel Jungen. Tim and Eric hold auditions for their new film, "Demons". (Will Forte, Rainn Wilson, and Dave Navarro guest star)

Jeff Goldblum advertises the encore presentation of The Jeff GoldBluMan Group. Will Forte (born June 17 1970 is an American Actor, Writer, and Comedian. Rainn Dietrich Wilson (born January 20 1966) is an Emmy -nominated and Screen Actors Guild Award -winning American actor Events 532 - Nika riots in Constantinople. 888 - Odo Count of Paris becomes King of the Franks 2008 ( MMVIII) is the current year in accordance with the Gregorian calendar, a Leap year that started on Tuesday of the Common Tim and Eric advertise Cinco's new product "The Innernette", which packs all of the magic of the internet onto one tiny CD-ROM. Another Uncle Muscles Hour Classic is unearthed, in which Casey sings a song asking his mommy to come home, with his Brother on the saxophone. A new method of making art using your housecat, called "Pussy Doodles", is advertised. Dr. Steve Brule gives a special report on tips for single life that make it not so awful. Behind the scenes, the "Pussy Doodles" commercial falls apart. David Liebe Hart gives a message on the ethics of the computer. Pierre hosts the "Channel 5 Dance Party" and some familiar faces show up to get their groove on & do some "Sad Dad Dancing". (Jeff Goldblum, David Cross, John C. Reilly, and Bob Odenkirk guest star)

The Mayor and Roy have a disagreement as Tom watches. Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum (born October 22, 1952) is an Academy Award -nominated American actor David Cross (born April 4 1964 is an Emmy Award -winning American Comedian, Writer and Actor. John Christopher Reilly (born May 24, 1965) is an Academy Award - and two-time Golden Globe -nominated American Actor. Robert "Bob" Odenkirk (born October 22, 1962) is an American Comedian, Actor, Writer, director and Events 250 - Emperor Decius begins a widespread persecution of Christians in Rome. 2008 ( MMVIII) is the current year in accordance with the Gregorian calendar, a Leap year that started on Tuesday of the Common In the documentary "Breadheads" by T. Howard, two middle-aged mothers are obsessed with a children's singer. K. J Nutt hosts the show "Hobby Holes". Dr. Steve Brule gives health advice on the protein found in ants. Tim and Eric make a jingle for actor Tom Skerritt. Kids Break Teen Edition debuts, and Tim decides not to wipe his butt for the environment. The Shins perform "Never Gonna Wipe My Butt" during the end credits. The Shins is an American Indie rock group comprising singer, Songwriter and Guitarist James Russell Mercer, keyboardist (Rainn Wilson, Tom Skerritt, Harout Pamboukjian, John C. Reilly, and Fred Armisen guest star)

"D'ump," the latest in digital umpires is now available from Cinco. Rainn Dietrich Wilson (born January 20 1966) is an Emmy -nominated and Screen Actors Guild Award -winning American actor Thomas Roy "Tom" Skerritt (born August 25, 1933) is an Emmy Award -winning American Actor who has appeared in over 40 films Harout Pamboukjian (Հարութ Փամբուկչյան (born on January 0, 1950 in Yerevan, Armenian SSR, Soviet Union) is an John Christopher Reilly (born May 24, 1965) is an Academy Award - and two-time Golden Globe -nominated American Actor. Fred Armisen (born December 4, 1966) is an American Musician, Comedian, and Actor, best known for his work as a cast member Events 98 - Trajan becomes Roman Emperor after the death of Nerva. 2008 ( MMVIII) is the current year in accordance with the Gregorian calendar, a Leap year that started on Tuesday of the Common Eric shares a naked baby picture of Tim with the audience. Angry and humiliated, Tim later confronts Eric in the parking lot, which leads to a violent confrontation and, ultimately, Tim's death. Tim and Eric perform a music bit about "Pumpers" and follow-up with a song, "Tumblers are better than pumpers. " Dr. Steve Brule reports on the latest trends from the region's hottest vineyards and becomes extremely intoxicated in the process. Tim's dad, who is unable to attend his son's funeral because "things came up," says his farewells in a video taped message. Eric turns his cell phone off, which triggers a ring tone featuring the word "good bye" spoken in several languages. (John C. Reilly and Rich Heidecker guest star)